Q) What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
A) A dino-snore!
Q) What did one plate say to the other plate?
A) Dinner is on me!
Q) Why did the student eat his homework?
A) Because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake!
Q) How do you stop an astronaut’s baby from crying?
A) You rocket!
Q) What is a witch’s favourite subject in school?
A) Spelling!
Q) What kind of tree fits in your hand?
A) A palm tree!
Q) What did the little corn say to the mama corn?
A) Where is pop corn?
Q) What is worse than raining cats and dogs?
A) Hailing taxis!
Q) How much does it cost a pirate to get his ears pierced?
A) About a buck an ear.
Q) How do you talk to a giant?
A) Use big words!
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